Built for businesses tired of doing this themselves

Your social media is eating your week. Take it back.

Socialiser is the one app that publishes your content to every platform, writes in your brand voice when you want, and tells you which posts actually drove sales. From £7.99/mo, 7-day Pro trial.

🇬🇧 Launching 2026 · Built in the UK No card required · Cancel anytime
Writing 3 captions in your voice…
trained on your last 12 posts
New post · Draft
auto-saved
Saturday pop-up at the roastery — new single-origin from Yirgacheffe, only 40 bags. Come early ☕
112 / 2200
Tue · 9:00 AM
Drove £312 in sales last week
Why you need this

The bit of running a small business that nobody warns you about.

2h

Every day. Gone.

Posting the same content to Instagram, then Facebook, then TikTok, then Google Business eats half your morning — and that's before you've answered a customer DM.

?

You're posting blind.

You have no idea which post drove last week's sales spike. So you guess. Then you guess wrong. Then you do more of the wrong thing.

AI tools sound like everyone else.

Generic ChatGPT captions hurt your brand. Customers can spot AI slop a mile off — and the engagement numbers prove it every time.

What Socialiser does

One app. Four outcomes. The complicated stuff, handled.

Publishes everywhere, in one tap.

8 platforms, one click. Pick destinations per platform — Reel vs Story vs Feed, Page vs Group.

Writes in YOUR voice.

AI captions locked to your tone, colours, and style. From 3 photos, it learns your brand and stays on it.

Connects posts to sales.

Plugs into Stripe, Shopify, Square. See which post drove which order. Stop guessing what works.

Runs ads in the same app.

Meta + Google + TikTok paid campaigns, planned and measured alongside your organic. One dashboard.

Why nobody else does this

The market's full of half-tools. We built the other half.

Buffer / Hootsuite
Just schedule. Then leave you guessing what worked.
Socialiser
Schedules + writes in your voice + attributes the revenue.
ChatGPT & AI writers
Generic captions that sound like every other small business.
Socialiser
Writes in your brand voice, locked to your visuals — from 3 photos.
Marketing agency
£2,000/month, six-week onboarding, still doesn't know your business.
Socialiser
£7.99/month. Learns your business in 3 photos. No onboarding call required.
Starts simple. Grows with you.

Pick the level you're at today. Move up when the business does.

"I just need to post in one place."
Starter£7.99/mo
"I want AI to write captions for me — in my voice."
Pro£19.99/mo
"I want Socialiser to run my ads + show ROI per post."
Business£49.99/mo
"I want Socialiser to BE my marketing department."
Unlimited£99.99/mo
Compare all tiers
How it works

From sign-up to scheduled — in about ten minutes.

1

Connect your channels.

Eight platforms, one OAuth click each. We'll never post anything without your say-so.

2

Upload 3 photos for brand voice.

Socialiser learns your tone, colours, and visual style — and locks every AI suggestion to it.

3

Post, schedule, watch sales come in.

Connect Stripe or Shopify and see which posts drove revenue — not just likes.

FAQ

The questions everyone asks first.

Will the AI sound like me, or like AI?

Like you. Upload 3 photos and Socialiser builds a brand voice profile — tone, sign-offs, the words you actually use. Captions come out sounding like you on a good day, not like ChatGPT.

Which platforms does it post to?

Eight, on every tier including Starter: Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Google Business, YouTube Shorts, Snapchat, Threads, and X.

How does it know which posts drove sales?

Connect Stripe, Square, Shopify, or Uber Eats on the Business tier. Socialiser tags posts with attribution links and matches sales back to the post that earned them — ROAS per post, per campaign, per channel.

Do I have to use the AI features?

Never. AI is optional on every tier. Starter (£7.99/mo) is just clean cross-platform publishing — no AI at all. Turn it on when you're ready, leave it off if you'd rather write yourself.

What if I just want scheduling, nothing more?

Then Starter is for you. £7.99/month, 3 social accounts, all 8 platforms, bulk upload, smart scheduling. No AI, no upsells, no surprises.

When does Socialiser launch?

2026. Sign up for the newsletter and we'll let you know when early access opens. No card on file until you pick a paid tier.

Take your week back

From £7.99. 7 days free. No card required.

If Socialiser doesn't save you an evening a week, we'd rather you cancelled.

Start free trial See pricing